quotes

This is a list of quotes we compiled from family fun day on Wednesday. Events included the businessman's special Braves Game vs. the Natspos, drinks at the Buckhead Diner with Jared, the best bartender in Atlanta, and see the Dude and the Red Dirt Band play at Smith's.


-"Do you really think that Connor's bathroom is cleaner than a gas station?"

-Usher: "Do you have tickets for those seats?"
Jman: "No"
Usher: "Ok"

-random guy: "What were you thinking wearing a dark shirt on a day like today?"
Jman: "Nah man, it's dri-fit. I don't sweat"

-Bobby Cox: "Damnit Langerhans! I put you in for one day and you sitting there talking to tits in the stands"

-(in regards to Jorge Sosa) Orhayhay Osasay....greatest pig latin name ever!

-"Connor Rand and the Jew Clan"

- B-20-B H20 (boob water)

- "we're in permagrin mood all day"

- "Am I the only one that hopes, for the sake of everyone else that Lacy only ever has boys?"

- Sarah to her roomate "Lacy you Jorge, shut your legs and go get me a DC"

- "Jeremy come here....I need to talk to you (long pause) I need male attention..."

- "Red, green, yellow, blues is cool. Black is good for when you're writing in school."

- "I don't like to talk about my flair"

- person:
person 2: Why are you so exasperated?
person: Oh I'm not, my brain just need oxygen

- "You only live once... I say to myself at 2pm...while I'm still in my pj's watching a Real World episode which I've seen no less than four or five times before."