Just some links

- I have no predictions on what this baby will look like. My feeble brain keeps coming up with just a mix and match of different Heidi and Seal facial features like they do on Conan. I'm now going to name If They Mated as the worst ongoing late night sketch in history. It's been a one joke skit for 10 years. I get it. You know how to use Photoshop.

- Speaking of Photoshop. A little fun at Trev Albert's expense. I've said it before but I still disagree with his firing and completely understand why Trev was upset. Of course it was entertaining to hear Elmer Fudd/Lou Holtz provide commentary for the highlights on Gameday Final last Saturday.

- Funny post on the Tennessee vs. Florida game from the eyes of a Georgia fan. I think my meteor game would be uga/bama but they don't play on a regular basis so I'm going with bama/lsu. Actually the players could be spared, I'd just like for all the fans to be blown up. Oh god. I just realized it's deemed incorrect to rip on lsu fans because of Hurricane Katrina. Whatever. I still say they smell like corn dogs. LSU Bleauxs.

- we just paid a company $120/hour to fix a corrupted file in our online store. That's the easiest money I've ever seen. Since they are an international company based off of Howell Mill Rd. in Atlanta, they can expect to receive my underwhelming resume sometime next week. Also if you're reading this and happen to play guitar, you should check out FreeGuitarVideos.com. It has about 50 online video guitar lessons that are completely free.

- I've made a lot of jokes recently about people needing to redshirt during their first year tailgating. However it appears two guys from New Mexico should have redshirted on their first experience at a strip club. However I think the strippers are to blame in this story. How do you get to about the three song mark with an 18 year old and not start asking to see some cash? Also if I was a stripper, I'm pretty sure I would use the Golden Girls theme song as my dancing music. I'm abstract like that.

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